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Sponsored By PHAT Deli Yaletown

The Caption:
I'm Warning You Guys...That's THREE times I've caught you chugging beer at the bench. One more, you get two for unsportsmanlike!
Can't you count? How many fingers am I holding here? I told you...2 minutes for too many men on the ice.
Lookit, I told you buncha jerks- THREE more payments, and this sweet-assed Cooper is all mine. Then, I'll see 'bout gettin the bottom half of my cage. Lay off brother, this reffin gig ain't exactly payin the bills, dig?
Strike 3...YOUR OUT!!!
Read between the lines bro!
Listen, I'm the ref and I know the rules...other team gets a 3-man powerplay.

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